A Lesson I Must Repeat To Myself Over And Over…

Dear Clementine,

If you have limited money to spend on food, DO NOT spend it on chocolate sweets that have literally no nutritional value.

Love,
Clementine

Seriously, how many times must I go over this with me?

I want you, I want you so ba-a-a-a-ad.

I can go six months without a cheeseburger, but I crave sugar and butterfat on the freakin’ daily. When my resolve weakens, I try to go with something cheap and small, and in the brief time my stash lasts, I am totally happy and satiated. Then as soon as it’s gone my eyes gleam red and I'm like: "WHO FINISHED THIS? IF THIS BAG IS NOT REPLENISHED IMEDIATELY HEADS WILL ROLL!” 

My new fix is candy that I can in bulk that I can ration out over the course of a week. My favorite is dark-chocolate covered almonds from New Seasons, which cost $5.99 a pound ($1.00 for the almonds, $4.99 for how liberal and bourgeois you feel shopping at New Seasons)

PRICE: $4.99-$7.99 a pound, depending on what you get.